Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Why Father?
Must you love me more
If I get into IIT

Friends, Faces
Go to different places
It Rains

Love and Peace
Will not
Make them like you

Sunlight filtering In
Crow cries
Time to sleep

Bloody hands?
Wipe the stain
On God's face

I have a bleeding heart
My Friends,
Do you not notice?

Should we not,
Kill the spider
To save the butterfly?

We have the internet
So why not
Potholes?

Its alright
Mother is here
She will pay

1411 Left
We won't move
Till single digits

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

FML

They did not accept the ones I made up (:

Today, I have eight people online on my messenger. Seven of them are bots. The last one is my ex girlfriend, who has blocked me. FML

Today, when I opened my closet, I could smell something nice. I kept sniffing around, rummaging my clothes trying to find what it was. It was naphthalene. FML

Today, I found out that my brother has sprayed throughly, all my school clothes, with my mom's perfume. Tomorrow I have school. FML



Sunday, May 24, 2009

Friend or foe?

http://in.news.yahoo.com/20/20090524/1420/twl-bangladesh-attaches-highest-importan.html

'Strengthening the bond between the two nations'
The mutual harmony makes me so senti.*sniff*

Imagine Bangladesh accidentally wins a match against India in the T20 World cup. I suppose, there will be another national holiday?



The Lankan Legend

Imagine this guy appealing before you.

I did, and I wet my pants.

Now imagine how Simon Tauffel withstood five of them in the Semis.
Is he not the best?

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Mera Superhero

It is quite ironic that Shaktimaan, the the most wacky superhero ever seen, has actually done more good to India than you could ever imagine him being capable of.

It's no small feat, influencing thousands of children across the country, to be good human beings.
How ever daft you think he might be, he is a greater person than you or I. So, no bakwass, got that?

All hail SHAKTIMAAN!

Queen of Hills

I am pleased to tell you, that I'll be leaving for Shimla for a short vacation with my family, on the 5th of June.
We had to prepone the trip, because I absolutely cannot miss my physics class on the 9th.

And oh yes, excited I am.


Friday, May 22, 2009

Need Speed?

I just discovered, that the highest Internet speed ever attained is 9.08 Gbps by a group of researchers led by the University of Tokyo.

It makes me quite mournful, that everything I have ever downloaded in my entire life,  could be downloaded by them in a few seconds.

If only I had their computer for a few seconds....*sigh*

Fuck Facebook

http://in.news.yahoo.com/139/20090521/862/ttc-your-photos-remain-on-facebook-even.html

Thought you got rid of those incriminating pieces of evidence?
Chances are, that they are still out there, and I'm still stalking you.


Sambhar of 69

This stuff is pure genius, something we have in common.
All credit goes to www.jokesduniya.com
and without further ado

Sambhar of 69


Got my first real six rupees,
Stole it from my father’s pants.
Went to a madrasi hotel,
To eat the sambhar of 69.
Me and some kadke dost,

Had it all and we caught bukhaar,
Jimy puked, joey got ulcers,
And Bagga ne maari dakar.

Oh when I went back there now,
The food was as stale as ever,
And though it was 1999,
Still the sambhar was being served over there,

That was the worst food of my life.

Therez no use in complaining,
When you got no other place to eat,
Rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic,
But he too was at the,
Toilet seat, yeah

Standing there waiting outside,
Nurse told me I will wait forever,
oh and when I held my breath,
I knew that I had to use that loo there
That was the worst food of my life.

Back to the sambhar of 69.

Man I was getting killed,
I was full and restless,
I needed to unwind,
I guess nothing can wait forever - FOREVER… NO! …

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Pakistan, the Bully

http://in.news.yahoo.com/43/20090520/812/tnl-india-hands-over-third-26-11-dossier.html

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Last month, Pakistan had posed more queries in response to a second dossier furnished by India to reinforce the the involvement of Pakistan-based militants in the Mumbai attacks. New Delhi agreed to provide more information, but made it clear that it was a stonewalling tactic as there was enough evidence to prosecute the attackers.

Last month, Islamabad had alleged it had received 'identical' DNA reports on two of the 10 attackers. New Delhi attributed this to an administrative error.

India has also furnished information about the SIM cards used by the attackers and the GPS coordinates they relied on.

India had in January submitted a detailed dossier on the involvement of Pakistani nationals in the Mumbai attacks.

In February, Pakistan posed a set of 30 questions to which India had replied in March.

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I can't explain it, but it reminds me of a school bully who used to steal things from me, and even though it was painfully obvious that he had stolen it, he would ask for proof.

Something like this:

Me(Indignantly):But he saw you take it from my bag!

Bully:(Licking his fingers lavishly, after having devoured my tiffin*):But he is only 1 people see me, so many people not see me take out from bag**

Me(Having painstakingly collected forensic*** proof from my classmates ):Stop pretending!I have proof to show you that you stole it!

Bully:But you have proof of only 30 people.There are one million people in world.

Me:Actually, there are 6 billion people in this word.

Bully:You dare correct me?  

(He then proceeds to crack his knuckles and kick my scrawny butt bigtime)

*Chocolates, imported ones at that. I found the wrappers in my bag. Dripping with saliva.

**He is not very intelligent.

***I exaggerated, just in case you dint notice.          



Beautiful World

Some of today's news.

Australian man kills wife for waking his dog

Race row over British Queen's tea party

41 killed in Iraq bombing

Hong Kong politician burns $70,000 on mystic's advice

Four arrested in alleged New York bombing plot

South African Tamils call for action against Colombo

One in seven freed GITMO detainees have returned to terrorism: Pentagon report

Taliban forcibly recruiting young men to fight against army in Swat

Pretty world out there, no?

Vertigo

Hello, hello... (Hola)
I'm at a place called Vertigo (
dónde estás?)
It’s everything I wish I
didn’t know
Except you give me something...
I can feel, feel......


These were my final thoughts before i collapsed on my table in the middle of the physics session. My body decided it was time to shut down the system, for the sake of its sanity......

In my dream, resistors were revolving around my head, mocking me, in series, parallel, series, parallel.........just as I was about to calculate the potential difference across their ends, they changed into capacitors, with fangs, which started chasing me. I saw the shadow of a gigantic man so huge, it blotted out the sun. The man was my physics sir, who declared in a booming voice "Abbe gadhe, tera kuch nahin hoga", as the fanged capacitors changed into gigantic batteries which proceeded to electrocute me.......

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

India, Rapist Haven

I found http://in.news.yahoo.com/43/20090520/812/tnl-kerala-guru-gets-16-years-jail-term.html 

I am not a journalist, actually far from it.My English isn't great, but still I want to spread an important message. So, bear with me.

Rape in India is so common, that Times of India reports "On an average 2 women get raped every hour".I wish things were that simple.The facts are more horrifying, as you are about to see

Only 1 in 70 of the rape cases get reported.And out of those, only 20% of the rapists get convicted.

20,737 cases of rape were reported in 2007 with a 7.2% increase from last year, according to Times of India.

If we assume rape cases to increase by 7.2% for 2008 and another 7.2% 2009
Total number of reported rape cases this year would be=23830

Since only 1 in 70 cases are reported,

Total number of cases this year would be:23830*70=1668100

No of girls raped per day=1668100/365=4570

No of girls raped per hour=1668100/(365*24)=190

No of girls raped per minute=3

A girl gets raped every 20 seconds.

Assuming, that a rape takes 30 minutes

As I am siting here typing this, 100 girls out there are being raped, sexually molested or even killed.


It tell us how media can ensure that you get justice, even if everything else fails.

These lines, from the link I gave you at the beginning of the post, show what I am trying to say here:
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Trouble first surfaced after a Dubai-based woman from Kerala complained that the godman had cheated her after taking money from her. The complaints of rape and sexual exploitation emerged after the media took up the issue and his photographs were splashed all over.
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The next time you see any malicious act, not just rape, don't be afraid to let the world know, through the media. Remember that you have the power to keep yourself anonymous. 

Even though the media alone cant cover 1668100 rapes this year, anything is possible with 1 billion people helping them.Remember, that in the 40 minutes I needed to type this, 120 girls were raped.