Need Speed?

I just discovered, that the highest Internet speed ever attained is 9.08 Gbps by a group of researchers led by the University of Tokyo.

It makes me quite mournful, that everything I have ever downloaded in my entire life,  could be downloaded by them in a few seconds.

If only I had their computer for a few seconds....*sigh*

Fuck Facebook

http://in.news.yahoo.com/139/20090521/862/ttc-your-photos-remain-on-facebook-even.html

Thought you got rid of those incriminating pieces of evidence?

Chances are, that they are still out there, and I'm still stalking you.

Sambhar of 69

This stuff is pure genius, something we have in common.

All credit goes to www.jokesduniya.com

and without further ado

Sambhar of 69

Got my first real six rupees,

Stole it from my father’s pants.

Went to a madrasi hotel,

To eat the sambhar of 69.

Me and some kadke dost,

Had it all and we caught bukhaar,

Jimy puked, joey got ulcers,

And Bagga ne maari dakar.

Oh when I went back there now,

The food was as stale as ever,

And though it was 1999,

Still the sambhar was being served over there,

That was the worst food of my life.

Therez no use in complaining,

When you got no other place to eat,

Rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic,

But he too was at the,

Toilet seat, yeah

Standing there waiting outside,

Nurse told me I will wait forever,

oh and when I held my breath,

I knew that I had to use that loo there

That was the worst food of my life.

Back to the sambhar of 69.

Man I was getting killed,

I was full and restless,

I needed to unwind,

I guess nothing can wait forever - FOREVER… NO! …